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A little B7: The Ends - the End - updated with some...delicious suggestions 
12th-Feb-2010 03:18 pm
The final bits of the story ;)

Thanks to everyone for participating. I hope you had fun. You definitely have a high capacity for silliness =)

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The women were milling around the teleport room, waiting for the men to arrive. Ereh Eb Dekannem was an unusual planet but they might be willing to let the Rebel Alliance to set up a base there.

Before they decided, they wanted to meet the head of the Alliance, Argus.

Jenna, with a highly amused gleam in her eyes, said, "Do you think they'll do it?"

Cally's eyes were fixed nervously at the open doorway. The mental impressions she was receiving from Avon weren't encouraging but she refrained from intruding into his privacy unless there was a great need. "They'll have to if they want to establish a base here."

There was a faint scuff of footsteps and then the men arrived, walking slowly, and wearing nothing but THONGS and HATS WITH BELLED TASSLES AT THE ENDS that tinkled as they walked.

Avon, with a strategically placed wolf, walked in front. Of course it didn't completely hide the fact that he was wearing a leather thong. Cally's eyes widened and breathing seemed to be a bit of a problem.

Vila, in a cheery yellow thong with white polka dots followed, his hands restlessly trying to cover the exposed, or threatening to be exposed, parts of his body. Sester entered next in a snazzy silver thong and bracelets to match.

The men stopped and their ...eyes bulged as they saw the women wearing short pleated silk skirts, sandals and leather corsets.

Vila said, "You look...stunning!" The temperature in the teleport room seemed to be rising with each passing second.

"Quite," said Avon, glad he had the wolf to 'stand' behind. His eyes were glued on Cally.

"I couldn't have said it better myself," said Sester, who seemed to be the only man in the room who didn't look uncomfortable in his thong.

Cally said, "Avon, you shouldn't hide. You look wonderful."

"I'm not hiding. I'm..."

At that moment, a nervous Argus, his muscular body a faint reddish tinge, came slowly into the room.

Avon said dryly, "What are you wearing?"

Everyone was focused on the mortified Argus's groin, he was wearing...

A furry sporran attached with a leather belt aroung his waist. Fortunately, it was wide and covered far enough down. His hands were held behind him...covering something else.

"What are you all wearing?" Argus shouted, his face turning a bright shade of red.

Avon cocked his head, studying their erstwhile leader as if he were a zoo animal, "The question should be, what are you wearing?"

"It's...it's...oh god..." Argus backed up a couple of steps, his eyes pained as the furry sporran rubbed softly against him.

"Maybe he can borrow Avon's wolf," smirked Sester.

"You! This is all your fault!" Argus advanced on him but stopped as the sporran swung freely in front of him. He quickly slapped his hands over it. Then with a panicked look, had one hand in front and one behind. "This is embarassing," he grumbled. "I'm going to change."

Reya, looking rugged in her leather corset and her lips quivering in a mix of amusement and sympathy said, "I'm afraid we don't have time. Punctuality is extremely important in this society."

Argus groaned.

"I believe your choice of dress might impress them," said Sester.

"No one asked you!" growled Argus.

"He may have a point," said Cally.

"Not you too." Argus looked like a wounded deer caught in a spotlight.

Avon's lips pursed. "The Dekans value transparency for males."

"I don't think they were talking about this..." Argus indicated his sporran.

"Though what possessed you to chose this mode of dress is..."

"D'you think he's possessed?" asked Vila, his eyes searching Argus for any telltale signs.

"I AM NOT POSSESSED! All right let's go down before I change my mind." He stepped onto the teleport pad, carefully facing his back to the wall, and the others followed suit.

There was a lot of coughing and covering of mouths but no one dared laugh.

Once they arrived on the planet, they were met by a large welcoming party. Women dressed in pleated skirts, sandals and leather corsets, and men in tight thongs. The men began to...

come up from behind Argus because some of the crew had teleported down facing the wrong way.

Argus gave a strangled cry and sat down heavily, his sporran flapping wildly while he belatedly pressed it back down. "Oh god. I am NEVER going to get up until we leave this planet."

"Did he just scream like a girl?" asked Sester, a smug smile on his face.

Kirsten, stunning in a black corset, put her hands on her hips. "Is there something wrong with being a girl?"

"I...well...not in so many words." Sester cleared his throat.

"That wasn't very good," whispered Vila to him.

"Are you sure you're a psychostrategist?" Argus asked with lips that parted in a smile, but ended in a snarl.

Sester sighed and gave Kirsten a lop-sided apologetic grin. "Most days, but obviously not today."

Reya put an encouraging hand on Argus's shoulder. "Stand up, dear. They're expecting the leader of the Rebel Alliance. You have to get up."

Looking up at her with faintly pleading eyes, Argus sighed and stood up carefully. He squared his broad shoulders and tried to convince himself this was just another mission, in a really really hot climate.

A tall imposing woman in a gleaming black leather bustier and pleated skirt, stepped forward. "Greetings. I am Queen Versa Lan. Welcome to Ereh Eb Dekannem. Which one of you is Drel Argus?"

Argus took a step towards her, and in his low rumbling voice, said, "I am Drel Argus."

"Well now," her eyes raked him from head to toe, lingering at choice places in between. "You are a choice man."

The light flush on Argus's body deepened under her admiring gaze. This was a very hot planet.

Reya's eyes narrowed. "Are the men on your planet slaves?"

Queen Versa Lan turned to her with an appraising eye. "They are not. But because the aggression of the men nearly destroyed our society, they have voluntarily agreed to certain...necessary customs."

"Such as transparency," said Avon.

The Queen regarded him with fascination. Avon wasn't muscular like Argus, but he definitely wasn't shabby in the handsome department, other than for the faint scars that still marred his body, courtesy of Servalan and the Federation.

"Yes. And our custom of greeting." She moved forward, her hard bustier pressing against Avon's bare chest. His mouth opened in shock and she kissed him hard and deep.

"Wait..." Avon gasped into her mouth, his hands coming up to push her away.

* Avon, you must bear this. It is their custom, * Even though Cally projected the message into his mind, her eyes were like daggers.

Avon sighed and wondered why life's ironies were always visited on him. The Queen moved down his body, explaining. "This is our Five-Fold greeting." She kissed him in four other places (which I will leave to everyone's imagination). "It is to ensure that the men are fully disarmed."

Avon stiffled a startled groan as she kissed the last spot gently, her lips brushing against the thin material of the thong, sending a shock of electricity through him. His eyes closed tightly and he called on his considerable self-control and concentration to order certain parts of his anatomy to behave themselves.

* Avon, try not to offend our hosts, * said Cally. * You look as if you're in pain.*

* I swear it, Cally. I am not enjoying this. * His suffering eyes opened and looked at her.

* I know, Avon. Try, for me. *

Avon sighed again and forced himself to relax, just a little.


The Queen, her back ramrod straight, stood up and smiled. "Excellent." She drew a finger lightly and sensually along one of his scars. "And very interesting. Of course, there are other customs for the females." She waved her hand to the black-leather thonged man behind her. "This is Stavir, my head of security." The man stepped towards Reya and...

lifted his hands. In one was a lemon-meringue pie and in the other a pistol. "A gift, from our people, to yours," said the man with a patch over one eye.

"Interesting," said Avon in a bare whisper.

Sester was watching the dynamics with the intensity of a professional. His voice was low. "It's a test."

"I could've told you that," said Vila.

Argus smiled, an expression that stopped just shy of his eyes. His eyes fixed on Sester. "Keep doing that, Vila and we won't need him."

"Well, I don't know about that..." said Vila. "I don't think I could..."

"Be as charming," said Sester with a grin.

"Or as devious," said Avon.

Argus still had an unpleasant smile on his face. "Unprincipled and ruthless..."

"She's made her choice," Sester interrupted their assault on his character with an unconcerned grin.

Reya had taken both gifts.

The one-eyed man in the black leather thong seemed confused. He looked back at the Queen.

The Queen nodded her approval. "An unexpected move. You were only meant to chose one. I should have explained."

Reya inclined her head in a single nod. "I guessed that. You wanted to know what kind of woman I was."

"You are an interesting one."

"I am not a woman to be taken lightly."

"I can see that." The Queen turned to Argus. "Your people are admirable. I know that men in your society are not used to such...customs."


"You're right," said Argus, breathing a sigh of relief that they hadn't made fools of themselves for nothing. "It isn't customary."

"You have a..." The Queen's gaze on Argus's physical assets was like a caress. "Beautiful physique, you're open, courageous and have a refreshingly shy attitude for someone so...well endowed." Her tongue passed across her lips. "A delicious combination."

"I'm not...shy," said Argus, though his entire body was turning redder.

The Queen went up to Avon. "A highly intelligent man." Her fingers played over his chest, tracing each scar as Avon's jaw clenched in indecision. He wondered if this was still part of the custom he had to endure. Queen Versa Lan had a predatory smile in her eyes. "And a valuable asset, no doubt. I wouldn't mind...borrowing him." She was looking pointedly at Cally.

"I am not to be 'borrowed'," said Avon with coldness that would freeze her entire planet.

Versa Lan withdrew her fingers, her eyes puzzled. "You are not owned?"

Cally's eyes narrowed, "No one owns Avon."

"Not even you?" Versa Lan's eyes were challenging.

"Why would you think that?"

"It's clear you are connected. And I thought...because of the scars, that he was..."

"Was what?" Cally's voice was full of warning.

Versa Lan took a respectful step back. "Nothing you have to worry about. it was my mistake. Although..." There was a wicked grin on her face. "Not by much."

She turned to Argus again. "It is not much of a challenge for someone like you to show strength and courage. But you have displayed qualities that are much more valuable: restraint, patience, a desire for peace and not to mention a sense of humour. This..." She touched the furry sporran, pressing in lightly and smiling when Argus grimaced. "Was an inspired choice. None of my own men would wear something so...open. You will be a good, as well as an entertaining ally. Your rebel alliance is welcome to build a base here and we will help in your fight."

Argus bowed in formal acceptance and respect. "We are honoured."

"Now, we celebrate!" Queen Versa Lan clapped her hands and there was a bustle of activity. "There will be a great feast tonight to commemorate our partnership, complete with our specialty, nude chocolate body painting. Which I understand," she said with a twinkle in her eyes, "is also quite tasty."

Loud groans greeted that statement.

------ The End ------

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Comments 
12th-Feb-2010 09:42 pm (UTC)
*does not know whether to LOL or scrub her brain with acid*

Em: LOL
Mab: Sesters are devious.
Em: *mourns* That's such a waste of chocolate.
Mab: Alas, no Anna in this story.
12th-Feb-2010 10:20 pm (UTC)
Oh, I don't know. Chocolate and Vila in one package?
13th-Feb-2010 08:49 am (UTC)
True :-)
12th-Feb-2010 10:21 pm (UTC)
Kirsten, stunning in a black corset, put her hands on her hips. "Is there something wrong with being a girl?"

Finally! Finally a woman called a male on that tired old insult. I'm so sick of "being female" = "being substandard".You see it on US TV all the time, "Scrubs" being one of the worst offenders. And I mean offenders.

Hmm, Bizarro Servalan of Mennakked Be Here. ;-)
12th-Feb-2010 11:19 pm (UTC)
LOL! Pity Reya didn't get the five fold kiss too.

Ooh you added the chocolate body paint. :¬D
Stavir sounds familiar, especially with a patch on his eye.
12th-Feb-2010 11:47 pm (UTC)
Mmmm, chocolate coated Avon and Vila: a delicious suggestion, indeed!

That was fun. :)
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