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* Dinner Special - Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00
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* Four-poster bed, 101 years old. Perfect for antique lover.
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* Wanted: 50 girls for stripping machine operators in factory
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* For Sale. Three canaries of undetermined sex.
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* Great Dames for sale.
* Have several very old dresses from grandmother in beautiful condition.
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* Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.
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* For Sale - Diamonds $20,00; microscopes $15.00.
* For Rent: 6 room hated apartment.
* Man, honest. Will take anything.
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* Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel.
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* Christmas tag-sale. Handmade gifts for the hard-to-find person.
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* Wanted. Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink.
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* Wanted. Preparer of food. Must be dependable like the food business, and be willing to get hands dirty.
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