Log in

No account? Create an account
Random Musings
Summer Classes for Men at THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER 
2nd-Jun-2009 08:45 am

Course Catalogue

By Friday, June 29th 2009


Class 1
How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays--Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

Class 2
The Toilet Paper Roll--Does It Change Itself?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.

Class 3
Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub?--Group Practice.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

Class 5
Dinner Dishes--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
At 7:00 PM

Class 6
Loss Of Identity--Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM

Class 7
Learning How To Find Things--Starting With Looking In The Right Places And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.
Open Forum
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

Class 8
Health Watch--Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health.
Graphics and Audio Tapes.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 9
Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost--Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined

Class 10
Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.

Class 11
Learning to Live--Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
Online Classes and role-playing
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined

Class 12
How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion
Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

Class 13
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy--Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late.
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions Offered.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 14
The Stove/Oven-- What It Is and How It Is Used.
Live Demonstration.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.
Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.
2nd-Jun-2009 12:57 pm (UTC)
Yes, they will be sell out classes - if only the wife gets to see the catalogue!
2nd-Jun-2009 01:00 pm (UTC)
...if only the wife gets to see the catalogue
Hehe. Very true.
2nd-Jun-2009 01:35 pm (UTC)
Where do you get these? Hilarious! I'll sign up my husband right away. Do you happen to know if they allow teenagers? My son should really take class 3.
2nd-Jun-2009 01:46 pm (UTC)
Oh my. Sign him up right away!
2nd-Jun-2009 06:26 pm (UTC)
when can we make these courses compulsory? :-)
2nd-Jun-2009 06:34 pm (UTC)
I like that idea. When I was young, they used to have workshop courses for the boys and home education classes for the girls. Don't know if they still do that. They could include it as part of the boys education. Or perhaps pre-marital classes plus regular refreshers.
3rd-Jun-2009 12:07 am (UTC)
At school in Britain the boys as well as the girls now have to study "Domestic Science".
I was always miffed not to do Woodwork instead of being stuck with sewing. I "killed" sewing machines too.
3rd-Jun-2009 12:05 am (UTC)
Not a bad idea I can think of a few my husband will need.
This page was loaded Nov 13th 2019, 12:31 pm GMT.