Kalinda001 (kalinda001) wrote,

Journal Entry: The Useful Virus

The entire department was infected by the Useful Virus today. It appears that it rewrote all menu items, on all applications so that the only ones available were:

Read Manager's Mind...........CtRl+Alt+P...(Blank screen of death results after a banshee like scream.)
Adjust Manager's Attitude.....Ctrl+I.............(Instantly redirects to listing of appropriate penal colonies.)
Enhance Salary......................Ctrl+S
(Removes random amount of money from random idiot managers' accounts and deposits it...somewhere else.)

Of course, as I was unavailable, it took the entire day to remove the virus, during which very no useful work was done.

As for menu item #3, no one has been able to track down where the money was redirected to. It is unlikely that they will ever get it back.

Fortunately Unfortunately, I have an alibi was unable to render any assistance. I was still in the medical rehab centre for excessive back pain caused by idiot-manager-induced stress. Regrettable, but I am happy to report that I'm feeling much better now.

Congratulations Note to self: It's an outrage. I have no idea who would do such a thing. That is my official position.
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