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Journal Entry: The Useful Virus 
11th-May-2009 12:58 pm
The entire department was infected by the Useful Virus today. It appears that it rewrote all menu items, on all applications so that the only ones available were:

Read Manager's Mind...........CtRl+Alt+P...(Blank screen of death results after a banshee like scream.)
Adjust Manager's Attitude.....Ctrl+I.............(Instantly redirects to listing of appropriate penal colonies.)
Enhance Salary......................Ctrl+S
(Removes random amount of money from random idiot managers' accounts and deposits it...somewhere else.)

Of course, as I was unavailable, it took the entire day to remove the virus, during which very no useful work was done.

As for menu item #3, no one has been able to track down where the money was redirected to. It is unlikely that they will ever get it back.

Fortunately Unfortunately, I have an alibi was unable to render any assistance. I was still in the medical rehab centre for excessive back pain caused by idiot-manager-induced stress. Regrettable, but I am happy to report that I'm feeling much better now.

Congratulations Note to self: It's an outrage. I have no idea who would do such a thing. That is my official position.
Avon Laughs 2
11th-May-2009 05:09 pm (UTC)
That's the sort of virus that you can forward to me! See - thinking that means that your back is imroving already!
11th-May-2009 05:12 pm (UTC)
Yes, it is muuuch better ;)
12th-May-2009 04:17 pm (UTC)
ROTFOL!!! I almost tried to hit the keys...just to see if it would work...
12th-May-2009 04:22 pm (UTC)
Unfortunately, you missed the window.
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