Yawn. He must mistake me for someone who cares about his petty little problems. Yes, no one else has any and it's nice to know someone is less fortunate than I am (at twenty times my salary). I especially like the story about him having to pay so much taxes on the bonus check that he received for being such a good manager, on my work.
Note: Must remember to 'accidentally' send one of those dating requests to his wife.