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7th-May-2009 02:35 pm
If you give me more than one task to do, don't tell me which is priority. I must have missed the requirement where psychic ability is needed for this job.

If you have special instructions for a project, don't write them down. In fact, save them until the job is almost done. No use confusing me with useful information.

I am not here to build the reputation of people who can't afford to think. Apparently thinking interferes with project deadlines.

Question to self: Why am I here?
Avon Mysterious
7th-May-2009 06:58 pm (UTC)
Why, you're there to take the blame when the project fails due to mismanagement. A few motion activated vid-monitors discreetly placed in your boss's private lair might be a good idea.
7th-May-2009 07:04 pm (UTC)
Blackmail material. Good idea.
7th-May-2009 10:08 pm (UTC)
For the money. Otherwise there is no point with enduring the myrmidons of mediocrity. That and if you had fulfilled the psychic requirement you never would have signed on.
7th-May-2009 10:54 pm (UTC)
Very true.
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