If you give me more than one task to do, don't tell me which is priority. I must have missed the requirement where psychic ability is needed for this job.

If you have special instructions for a project, don't write them down. In fact, save them until the job is almost done. No use confusing me with useful information.

I am not here to build the reputation of people who can't afford to think. Apparently thinking interferes with project deadlines.

Question to self: Why am I here?