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Journal Entry - I have no life. 
4th-May-2009 10:22 am
Once again, the idiot of a manager treats me as if I'm little more than an instrument to advance his career. He had no qualms about assigning me an important task ten minutes before the end of the day. This is happening with disturbing frequency. He must think I would find the challenge of a deadline refreshing.

Yes, do your best to keep me late. I adore this office and really have nowhere to go or anything to do. I have no life beyond work.

This must stop. I am no one's lackey.

Note to self:  I must step up my efforts to find an alternative. In the few spare moments not spent working.
Appended Note:  Who am I fooling? I have no spare moments. The man apparently thinks I'm his slave.
Extra Appended Note: Research methods of body disposal.
Aftermath Avon enigmatic
Comments 
6th-May-2009 08:06 pm (UTC)
The Soylent Green food company will pay you a small sum for any unwanted meat and bone you have hanging about the place. They do request you remove all metal and plastic from the carcass, including toupees, eye-patches, and prosthetic limbs.
6th-May-2009 09:01 pm (UTC)
Piranhas though getting the body to the Amazon might be a little difficult. Start keeping exotic tropical fish.
6th-May-2009 09:04 pm (UTC)
Join the Dome Gardener's Club--they get permission to dig and plant in the City Arboretum.
6th-May-2009 09:06 pm (UTC)
Nothing quite like a corpse to add some boddy to the soil.%)
6th-May-2009 09:11 pm (UTC)
Most bosses are so full of it, they make plants exceedingly healthy.
6th-May-2009 09:41 pm (UTC)
Bwahaha! That is poetic.
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