Yes, do your best to keep me late. I adore this office and really have nowhere to go or anything to do. I have no life beyond work.
This must stop. I am no one's lackey.
Note to self: I must step up my efforts to find an alternative. In the few spare moments not spent working.
Appended Note: Who am I fooling? I have no spare moments. The man apparently thinks I'm his slave.
Extra Appended Note: Research methods of body disposal.