Random Musings

I find that as I grow older some basic skills begin to deteriorate.

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Category: Angst
Rating: Gen
9th Story of Perceptions
Sequel to Pursuing Truth

Introduction: A meeting with a woman. Vila and Avon have an enlightening talk. A boy named Jack.

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I know you probably don't clean your screen very often, and it's virtually impossible to clean on the inside anyway, so here you go...

Shortcut to: Screen Cleaning

Thanks to debris4spike. What's even sadder/funnier about this is that I sent this out on an email and got several replies back from people who said that they've seen some of these or similar things happen.

ONE

Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half dozen nuggets.

'We don't have half dozen nuggets,' said the teenager at the counter.

'You don't?' I replied.

'We only have six, nine, or twelve,' was the reply.

'So I can't order a half dozen nuggets, but I can order six?'

'That's right.'

So I shook my head and ordered six McNuggets

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Part 2 is inspired by vilakins, who noticed the last list was skewed to silly women. This one is mainly silly men. Enjoy!

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