I was in two minds when I did this so both of them had a stab at it. It may be because I currently have too many people in my head. Can you all pipe down so I can sound somewhat sane? And no wisecracks from you, Avon or I'm going to go find Servalan. I mean it.
This is what I feel like currently...
You Are a Fruitcake
People pretend you're sweet and precious, but they know how weird you really are!
And I swear that this one is in there somewhere too...
You Are a Gingerbread House
A little spicy and a little sweet, anyone would like to be lost in the woods with you.